Are you sick and tired of making New Year’s resolutions you can’t keep? Why not resolve to do something that you can actually accomplish this year?
Seven New Year's Resolutons You Can Keep
1. To gain weight—at least 15 pounds.
2. To stop exercising.
3. To read less.
4. To watch more TV.
5. To procrastinate more—starting tomorrow.
6. To get further into debt.
7. To spread out priorities beyond the ability to keep track of them.
It's just a thought...