My Wife the Comedian

I'm driving home. My cell phone rings. I look to see who is calling. It's my wife, Stacy.

I answer the phone in a low, slow, sexy voice, "Sexy Stud Hotline—can I help you?"

Without missing a beat, my wife says, "I'm sorry—I must have the wrong number. I was trying to reach my husband."

She's sassy, funny, AND gorgeous.


I think I'll keep her for another 30 years.


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