Monday Funday: Ready for the retirement home?

During a visit to the retirement home, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a person should be institutionalized?

"Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

*Got this from Mikey's Funnies.


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