Monday Funday: What you get when you have a 3-year-old AND 13-year-old in your house

Question:
How can you tell if you have a 3-year-old in your house?
Answer:
You've got those goofy magnetized letters on your refrigerator.
Question:
How can you tell if you ALSO have a 13-year-old in your house?
Answer:
The goofy magnetized letters are arranged to spell the words "poop" and "fartbunz."

Welcome to my twisted world.

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