Breaking News for Illinois

Caveat: I've been an Illinoisan my entire life. I love this state and it's beautiful people. But let's face it, much of this below is funny precisely because there is an element of truth in it. And when it comes to government in Illinois, truth is often stranger than fiction. Why? This might have something to do with it. Go Bears! Go Cubs!
So funny and yet so unfortunately true.

This would be funny if it weren't so true.

This, too, would be funny if it weren't so true.

Illinois government in one song.

An earthquake in Illinois causes no known damage. All roads look normal.

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