Monday Funday: Lunch with my probation officer...

My friends are legit professionals.

Me? I'm still sporting the original Cheap Trick concert t-shirt from the 70s.

This is where Allison Lunch Rule #1 comes into play:
The guy with the tie buys.

Is this guy really one of my friends or my probation officer?

You decide.

But I think we can all agree that few things are worse than two old guys posing for a selfie.