The top 10 signs you're too old to trick or treat...

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

8. You get winded from knocking on the door.

7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

6. You ask for high fiber candy only.

5. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

4. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

3. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

2. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

1. You keep having to go home to pee.
* Thanks Mikey's Funnies


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